“ Rome wasn’t built in a day, though I’m sure some account guy promised the client it could be without asking the engineer. ”
(via meetingboy)
I am dead from dead laughter.
im crying omfga;S2b2sjk
If there is a “Jerk Whisperer”, I’ve got enough work for him to do at my office until the Rapture.
I need embody this saying. For all of my life, I’ve had a hard time with people disagreeing with my choices. I let it get to me. It truly bothers me. If I have a feeling someone is judging me or talking about me behind my back, my feelings are hurt.
I am finally starting to understand that people express their opinions for different reasons and people that are haters just have butt hurt about something. Their butt hurt is more than likely with you, but it is more of a statement about them.
Trying to remember that I’m not a jerk whisperer is going to be my new mantra.
If this video of dogs having a day at the beach is not your favorite thing since ever, and if you didn’t laugh out loud when the little dog pushed the big dog into the water, and if you aren’t imagining that there were no human beings involved in this video just dogs being dog friends, and if you want me to stop playing Katrina & The Waves on repeat, then I just want no part of your friendship and you can just leave this blog bye.
Did you know that this video was also shot and edited by dogs?
“ Nothing beats being lectured on best practices by a lazy, undisciplined liar. ”
(via meetingboy)
“ When the Revolution comes, I’m shooting everyone who suddenly comes up with changes 2 hours before the deadline. ”
(via meetingboy)
